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{{Q|El-ahrairah knew that Frith was too clever for him, and he was frightened.|Frith's Blessing}} |
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{{Q|All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.|Frith}} |
{{Q|All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.|Frith}} |
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| ⚫ | '''Frith''' is the all-powerful omnipotent creator of the universe according to the Lapine religion |
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[[File:Frith.jpg|frame|Frith, glowing in that cool godly way he does.]] |
[[File:Frith.jpg|frame|Frith, glowing in that cool godly way he does.]] |
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| ⚫ | '''Frith''' is the all-powerful omnipotent creator of the universe according to the Lapine religion, which [[Stars Kaizer]] adheres to. He is also known as Lord Frith, and has many underlings and servants, such as Prince Rainbow or the [[Black Rabbit of Inlé]]. Although Frith doesn't really care about prayers, he has been known to grant them; most recently, gifting Stars Kaizer snow all through the night to get her a week off school during the winter. |
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== The Blessing of El-ahrairah == |
== The Blessing of El-ahrairah == |
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Long ago, the great Frith made the world. He made all the stars and the world lived among the stars. Frith made all the animals and birds and, at first, made them all the same. However, this changed when one of the animals, El-ahrairah, Prince of Rabbits, allowed his people to mutiply and wander, eating the grass wherever they went. So Frith said to El-ahrairah he must control his people, and El-ahrairah verbally flipped him off. Frith, more than a bit miffed at some fluffy arsed ponce disrespecting him, gave each of the animals a gift to make them different than the rest. To animals like the cat and dog, hawk and weasel, fox and badger, Frith gave a fierce desire to hunt and slay the children of El-ahrairah. |
Long ago, the great Frith made the world. He made all the stars and the world lived among the stars. Frith made all the animals and birds and, at first, made them all the same. However, this changed when one of the animals, El-ahrairah, Prince of Rabbits, allowed his people to mutiply and wander, eating the grass wherever they went. So Frith said to El-ahrairah he must control his people, and El-ahrairah verbally flipped him off. Frith, more than a bit miffed at some fluffy arsed ponce disrespecting him, gave each of the animals a gift to make them different than the rest. To animals like the cat and dog, hawk and weasel, fox and badger, Frith gave a fierce desire to hunt and slay the children of El-ahrairah. |
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Revision as of 21:04, 10 July 2011
- "El-ahrairah knew that Frith was too clever for him, and he was frightened."
- — Frith's Blessing
- "All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you."
- — Frith
Frith, glowing in that cool godly way he does.
Frith is the all-powerful omnipotent creator of the universe according to the Lapine religion, which Stars Kaizer adheres to. He is also known as Lord Frith, and has many underlings and servants, such as Prince Rainbow or the Black Rabbit of Inlé. Although Frith doesn't really care about prayers, he has been known to grant them; most recently, gifting Stars Kaizer snow all through the night to get her a week off school during the winter.
The Blessing of El-ahrairah
Long ago, the great Frith made the world. He made all the stars and the world lived among the stars. Frith made all the animals and birds and, at first, made them all the same. However, this changed when one of the animals, El-ahrairah, Prince of Rabbits, allowed his people to mutiply and wander, eating the grass wherever they went. So Frith said to El-ahrairah he must control his people, and El-ahrairah verbally flipped him off. Frith, more than a bit miffed at some fluffy arsed ponce disrespecting him, gave each of the animals a gift to make them different than the rest. To animals like the cat and dog, hawk and weasel, fox and badger, Frith gave a fierce desire to hunt and slay the children of El-ahrairah.